somebody, but none of us were learned enough to read the story. The
old father, reposing under a stone close by, dated 1686, might have
told us if he could have risen But he didn't.
As we came down through the town, we encountered a squad of little
donkeys ready saddled for use. The saddles were peculiar, to say the
least. They consisted of a sort of saw-buck, with a small mattress on
it, and this furniture covered about half the donkey. There were no
stirrups, but really such supports were not needed - to use such a
saddle was the next thing to riding a dinner table - there was ample
support clear out to one's knee joints. A pack of ragged Portuguese
muleteers crowded around us, offering their beasts at half a dollar an
hour - more rascality to the stranger, for the market price is sixteen
cents. Half a dozen of us mounted the ungainly affairs, and submitted
to the indignity of making a ridiculous spectacle of ourselves through
the principal streets of a town of 10,000 inhabitants.
We started. It was not a trot, a gallop, or a canter, but a stampede, and
made up of all possible or conceivable gaits. No spurs were
necessary. There was a muleteer to every donkey and a dozen
volunteers beside, and they banged the donkeys with their goad-
sticks, and pricked them with their spikes, and shouted something
that sounded like "Sekki-yah !" and kept up a din and a racket that
worse than Bedlam itself. These rascals were all on foot, but no
matter, they were always up to time - they can outrun and outlast a
donkey. Altogether ours was a lively and picturesque procession, and
drew crowded audiences to the balconies wherever we went.
Blucher could do nothing at all with his donkey. The beast
scampered zigzag across the road and the others ran into him; he
scraped Blucher against carts and the corners of houses; the road was
fenced in high stone walls, and the donkey gave him a polishing first
on one side and then on the other, but never once took the middle; he
finally came to the house he was born in and darted into the parlor,
scraping Blucher off at the doorway. After remounting, Blucher said
to the muleteer, "Now, that's enough, you know; you go slow
hereafter." But the fellow knew no English and did not understand,
so he simply said, "Sekki-yah !" and the donkey was off again like a
shot. He turned a corner suddenly, and Blucher went over his head.
And, to speak truly, every mule stumbled over the two, and the
whole cavalcade was piled up in a heap. No harm done. A fall from
one of those donkeys is of little more consequence than rolling off a
sofa. The donkeys all stood still after the catastrophe, and waited for
their dismembered saddles to be patched up and put on by the noisy
muleteers. Blucher was pretty angry, and wanted to swear, but every
time he opened his mouth his animal did so also, and let off a series
of brays that drowned all other sounds.
It was fun, skurrying around the breezy hills and through the
beautiful caƱons. There was that rare thing, novelty, about it; it was a
fresh, new, exhilarating sensation, this donkey riding, and worth a
hundred worn and threadbare home pleasures.
The roads were a wonder, and well they might be. Here was an island
with only a handful of people in it - 25,000 - and yet such fine roads
do not exist in the United States outside of Central Park. Everywhere
you go, in any direction, you find either a hard, smooth, level
thoroughfare, just sprinkled with black lava sand, and bordered with
little gutters neatly paved with small smooth pebbles, or compactly
paved ones like Broadway. They talk much of the Russ pavement in
New York, and call it a new invention - yet here they have been
using it in this remote little isle of the sea for two hundred years!
Every street in Horta is handsomely paved with the heavy Russ
blocks, and the surface is neat and true as a floor - not marred by
holes like Broadway. And every road is fenced in by tall solid lava
walls, which will last a thousand years in this land where frost is
unknown. They are very thick, and are often plastered and
whitewashed, and capped with projecting slabs of cut stone. Trees from
gardens above hang their swaying tendrils down, and contrast their
bright green with the whitewash or the black lava of the walls, and
make them beautiful. The trees and vines stretch across these narrow
roadways sometimes, and so shut out the sun that you seem to be riding
through a tunnel. The pavement, the roads, and the bridges are all
government work.
The bridges are of a single span - a single arch - of cut stone, without a
support, and paved on top with flags of lava and ornamental pebble
work. Everywhere are walls, walls, walls, - and all of them tasteful and
handsome - and eternally substantial; and everywhere are those
marvelous pavements, so neat, so smooth, and so indestructible. And if
ever roads and streets, and the outsides of houses, were perfectly free
from any sign or semblance of dirt or dust or mud, or uncleanliness of
any kind, it is Horta, it is Fayal. The lower classes of the people, in
there persons and their domiciles, are not clean - but there it stops - the
town and the island are miracles of cleanliness.
We arrived home again finally, after a ten-mile excursion, and the
irrepressible muleteers scampered at our heels through the main street,
goading the donkeys, shouting the everlasting "Sekki-yah," and singing
"John Brown's Body" in ruinous English.
When we were dismounted and it came to settling, the shouting and
jawing and swearing and quarreling among the muleteers and with us,
was nearly deafening. One fellow would demand a dollar an hour for
the use of his donkey; another claimed half a dollar for pricking him
up, another a quarter for helping in that service, and about fourteen
guides presented bills for showing us the way through the town and its
environs; and every vagrant of them was more vociferous, and more
vehement, and more frantic in gesture than his neighbor. We paid one
guide, and paid for one muleteer to each donkey.
The mountains on some of the islands are very high. We sailed along
the shore of the Island of Pico, under a stately green pyramid that rose
up with one unbroken sweep from our very feet to an altitude of 7,613
feet, and thrust its summit above the white clouds like an island adrift
in a fog!
We got plenty of fresh oranges, lemons, figs, apricots, etc., in these
Azores, of course. But I will desist. I am not here to write patent office
reports.
We are on our way to Gibraltar, and shall reach there five or six days
out from the Azores.