TAKING it "by and large," as the sailors say, we had a pleasant ten
days' run from New York to the Azores islands—not a fast run, for the
stance is only twenty-four hundred miles—but a right pleasant one, in
the main. True, we had head winds all the time, and several stormy
experiences which sent fifty per cent. of the passengers to bed, sick, and
made the ship look dismal and deserted—stormy experiences that all
will remember who weathered them on the tumbling deck, and caught
the vast sheets of spray that every now and then sprang high in air from
the weather bow and swept the ship like a thunder shower; but for the
most part we had balmy summer weather, and nights that were even
finer than the days. We had the phenomenon of a full moon located just
in the same spot in the heavens at the same hour every night. The
reason of this singular conduct on the part of the moon did not occur to
us at first, but it did afterward when we reflected that we were gaining
about twenty minutes every day, because we were going east so
fast—we gained just about enough every day to keep along with the
moon. It was becoming an old moon to the friends we had left behind
us, but to us Joshuas it stood still in the same place, and remained
always the same.
Young Mr. Blucher, who is from the Far West, and is on his first
voyage, was a good deal worried by the constantly changing "ship
time." He was proud of his new watch at first, and used to drag it out
promptly when eight bells struck at noon, but he came to look after a
while as if he were losing confidence in it. Seven days out from New
York he came on deck, and said with great decision:
"This thing's a swindle!"
"What's a swindle?"
"Why, this watch. I bought her out in Illinois—gave $150 for her—and
I thought she was good. And, by George, she is good on shore, but
somehow she don't keep up her lick here on the water—gets seasick,
maybe. She skips; she runs along regular enough till half-past eleven,
and then, all of a sudden, she lets down. I've set that old regulator up
faster and faster, till I've shoved it clear around, but it don't do any
good; she just distances every watch in the ship, and clatters along in a
way that's astonishing till it is noon, but them eight bells always gets in
about ten minutes ahead of her, anyway. I don't know what to do with
her now. She's doing all she can—she's going her best gait, but it won't
save her. Now, don't you know, there ain't a watch on the ship that's
making better time than she is; But what does it signify? When you hear
them bells you'll find her just about ten minutes short of her score,
sure."
The ship was gaining a full hour every three days, this fellow was
trying to make his watch go fast to keep up to her. But, as he had said,
he had pushed the regulator up as far as it would go, and the watch was
"on its best gait," and so nothing was left him but to fold his hands and
see the ship beat the race. We sent him to the captain, and he explained
to him the mystery of "ship time" and set his troubled mind at rest. This
young man asked a great many questions about seasickness before we
left, and wanted to know what its characteristics were, and how he was
to tell when he had it. He found out.
We saw the usual sharks, blackfish, porpoises, etc., of course, and by
and by large schools of Portuguese men-of-war were added to the
regular list of sea wonders. Some of them were white and of a
brilliant carmine color. The nautilus is nothing but a transparent web
of jelly, that spreads to catch the wind, and has fleshy-looking
strings a foot or two long dangling from it to keep it steady in the
water. It is an accomplished sailor, and has good sailor judgment. It
reefs its sail when a storm threatens or the wind blows pretty hard,
and furls it entirely and goes down when a gale blows. Ordinarily it
keeps its sail wet and in good sailing order by turning over and
dipping it in the water for a moment. Seamen say the nautilus is only
found in these waters between the 35th and 45th parallels of latitude.
At three o'clock on the morning of the 21st of June we were
awakened and notified that the Azores islands were in sight. I said I
did not take any interest in islands at three o'clock in the morning.
But another persecutor came, and then another and another, and
finally believing that the general enthusiasm would permit no one to
slumber in peace, I got up and went sleepily on deck. It was five and
a half o'clock now, and a raw, blustering morning. The passengers
were huddled about the smoke stacks and fortified behind
ventilators, and all were wrapped in wintry costumes, and looking
sleepy and unhappy in the pitiless gale and the drenching spray.
The island in sight was Flores. It seemed only a mountain of mud
standing up out of the dull mists of the sea. But as we bore down
upon it, the sun came out and made it a beautiful picture—a mass of
green farms and meadows that swelled up to a height of fifteen
hundred feet, and mingled its upper outlines with the clouds. It was
ribbed with sharp, steep ridges, and cloven with narrow cañons, and
here and there on the heights, rocky upheavals shaped themselves
into mimic battlements and castles; and out of rifted clouds came
broad shafts of sunlight, that painted summit and slope and glen
with bands of fire, and left belts of somber shade between. It was the
aurora borealis of the frozen pole exiled to a summer land!
We skirted around two-thirds of the island, four miles from shore,
and all the opera-glasses in the ship were called into requisition to
settle disputes as to whether mossy spots on the uplands were groves
of trees or groves of weeds, or whether the white villages down by
the sea were really villages or only the clustering tombstones of
cemeteries. Finally, we stood to sea and bore away for San Miguel,
and Flores shortly became a dome of mud again, and sank down
among the mists and disappeared. But to many a seasick passenger it
was good to see the green hills again, and all were more cheerful
after this episode than anybody could have expected them to be,
considering how sinfully early they had gotten up.
But we had to change our purpose about San Miguel, for a storm
came up about noon that so tossed and pitched the vessel that
common sense dictated a run for shelter. Therefore we steered for
the nearest island of the group—Fayal (the people there pronounce it
Fy-all, and put the accent on the first syllable). We anchored in the
open roadstead of Horta, half a mile from the shore. The town has
eight thousand to ten thousand inhabitants. Its snow white houses
nestle cosily in a sea of fresh green vegetation, and no village could
look prettier or more attractive. It sits in the lap of an amphitheater
of hills which are three hundred to seven hundred feet high, and
carefully cultivated clear to their summits - not a foot of soil left
idle. Every farm and every acre is cut up into little square inclosures
by stone walls, whose duty it is to protect the growing products from
the destructive gales that blow there. These hundreds of green
squares, marked by their black lava walls, make the hills look like
vast checker-boards.
The islands belong to Portugal, and everything in Fayal has
Portuguese characteristics about it. But more of that anon. A swarm
of swarthy, noisy, lying, shoulder-shrugging, gesticulating
Portuguese boatmen, with brass rings in their ears, and fraud in their
hearts, climbed the ship's sides, and various parties of us contracted
with them to take us ashore at so much a head, silver coin of any
country. We landed under the walls of a little fort, armed with
batteries of twelve and thirty-two pounders, which Horta considered
a most formidable institution, but if we were ever to get after it with
one of our turreted monitors, they would have to move it out in the
country if they wanted it where they could go and find it again when
from
THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
by Mark Twain
1869